Windshield theories

[merlinofchaos]

I currently have 3 theories on the breaking of esmerel's rear windshield.

Upon inspection, there is pretty clearly breakage point, and it's chipped on the outside. So something impacted it.

My theories are:

1. Errant Projectile (i.e, baseball or bullet) but it was retrieved because I find no trace of such a thing.
   
2. Damn Kids (but they usually don't stop with just one whack)
   
3. Stupid Garbagemen (because it *was* garbageday and the garbage cans are right by the car.
   

Comments

[rob-donoghue.livejournal.com]

Theory #4: Communists!

[merlinofchaos]

Theory #5: Liberals!

[fenodoree.livejournal.com]

Theory #6: Aliens!

[mister-sunshine.livejournal.com]

Theory #7: Jet Li

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

If he can smash 248 more car windows, his window will become The One!

[esmerel.livejournal.com]

dammit, if Jet Li broke my damn window, the least he coulda done was stay and give me an autograph.

[drivingblind.livejournal.com]

Theory #8: Steal underpants
Theory #9: *shrug*
Theory #10: Profit!

[jakeaidan.livejournal.com]

Theory #11: The rear windshield had nothing left to live for.
Theory #12: The terrorists have already won.

[c-vista.livejournal.com]

hehheh

I initially read this as _steel_ underpants.

Interesting mental picture as to how the windshield got broken.

But yes, yes. I did see that SP episode. Carry on.