My wedding

I had originally intended to do a long description of how the wedding went from my perspective.

Then I got interrupted and drunk. Now I'm drunk and unwilling to expend the energy required to focus my eyes, so I'm doing the unfocused let's ignore the input from one eye thing. That's always exciting.

Okay. Here we go, the short-short version.

We got married. I had more fun than I could stand. I got drunk, I saw my wife in one of the most beautiful poses I've ever seen and at that moment oddly not a camera in sight to get the photo, and then the moment was gone.

And now I have to get used to this ring.

But more importantly, now I have to get some sleep.