Via, uh, someone

[merlinofchaos]

I've already forgotten who I ganked this from, though I think janne

Star Wars Episode III (abridged version) script

Yes it contains spoilers. Duh. If you haven't given George Lucas your $10 yet, go do it, then come back and click this. I'll wait.

Comments

[baronnocturna.livejournal.com]

Samuel L Motherfucking Jackson...

"Don't jump over here or I will cut your shit off."

"You brought Ewan, didn't you? To actually act well and make me loook wooden and awful!"

"Wait, really? You mean, to hide him from Hayden and Ian, we're going to allow him to keep the last name Skywalker, bring him to Hayden's birth planet, and put him in the care of his actual relatives? It would take like an hour of research to track him down if the Empire wanted him."

"It seems that in your overacting, you killed her."

Genius. Thanks for this. I still think it was a good movie compared to other Star Wars movies (including the original trilogy, ESB excluded) but yeah, pretty much.

[merlinofchaos]

It very nicely picked out every thing I thought was bad/wrong/silly about the movie and compressed it into one script.

I definitely think the movie was better than this script suggests, but the presentation in this was hi-larious! And is just as quotable as the movies.

[swami-bob.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree with you more. The only thing left out was:

IAN throws SAMUEL MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON out the Window after HAYDEN SPEAKSLIKEWOOD saves IAN's life.

HAYDEN INTERNAL DIALOG:

"Maybe I backed the wrong horse"...

HAYDEN KNEELS

Master.

[evilmagnus]

OK, that was funnier than it had any right to be.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

WHAT???? Anakin is Darth Vader?????

[merlinofchaos]

Well, no, really it was someone else.