Via, uh, someone

[merlinofchaos]

I've already forgotten who I ganked this from, though I think janne

Star Wars Episode III (abridged version) script

Yes it contains spoilers. Duh. If you haven't given George Lucas your $10 yet, go do it, then come back and click this. I'll wait.

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[swami-bob.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree with you more. The only thing left out was:

IAN throws SAMUEL MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON out the Window after HAYDEN SPEAKSLIKEWOOD saves IAN's life.

HAYDEN INTERNAL DIALOG:

"Maybe I backed the wrong horse"...

HAYDEN KNEELS

Master.